Thanks to all the JMC crews for some very funny contributions to the caption competition Saturday Night. Here are some of my Favorites:

• OK, Ive harpooned the whale, you deal with it.
  
• I thought we were sailing not kite surfing.
  
• Two Sailors trying to Pull.
  
• Shouldn't the spinnaker have been attached to the boat .
  
• It's no good I cannae hold it cap'n (Scottish voice from Star Trek) .
  
• This tow rope, did you want it round a cleat ?

• Show me the workings for that tidal calculation again?
• This'll be the last time we let Les tow us
• When I said on the rocks, I meant my whisky
• I said just blow the bloody doors off
• I said 1/2 mile SOUTH of Beaulieu river, not north.

• OMG is that Kate AGAIN?
• Have I got Kate in my contacts?
• Yachting Monthly Skippers Tip 200, If you cant get Kate on the radio, check for a text.
• Where's Channel 16 on this thing?
  

• How Many JMC points do I get for this
• I said wait until I drop the egg, not drop me
  
• Its fun to be at the Y...M...
• Looks no hands.....arggghhhhh!
• If I do this they wont realise how scared I am

• Note to self, dont practice walking on water without checking the tide tables
• This is supposed to be a ski-ing holiday
• You put your right foot in, your right foot out...
• I thought only Brian Clough could walk on water
• Do I still need these now the snow has melted?